BRAINWASHINGTON, D.C., n. The capital of the United States.
CHRISTIAN ZIONIST, n. One who is doubly deceitful.
CONSPIRACY THEORIST, n. One who says the Pope is not Catholic.
CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE, n. A substance that is not controlled, although the government might be trying to control it.
FUNDAMENTALIST, n. One who knows how to read but not how to think.
HISTORICAL JESUS, THE, n. The Jesus who really existed, according to any one of the 57 different theories about the supposed historical Jesus.
HOLOCAUST , THE, n. The greatest excuse of all time. Remember: You can't criticize the Israelis until they've killed more than Six Million Arabs and/or Muslims.
IGNORAMUS, n. One who only knows what he reads in the papers.
LIAR, n. Anyone who denies that Jesus is the Christ, according to a fanatical, dogmatic Christian liar.
NUCLEAR POWER, n. A Chernobyl manifestation of the power of man's mind.
RAPTURE, THE, n. An expression that is not in the Bible. "The Bible" is another expression that is not in the Bible.
SATANIST, n. Anyone so designated by a raving religious fanatic.
THINKING, n. A Satanic activity and a leading cause of civilization. Remember: If God had wanted us to think, He would have given us brains.
WORLD WAR II, n. 1. The Triumph of the Won't. 2. The Triumph of Good over Evil, according to pseudoskeptic Michael Shermer and other believers in the comic-book version of the war.
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CHRISTIAN ZIONIST, n. One who is doubly deceitful.
Christians are not Zionist's and neither are Jews.
Zionist's are Atheist's - They are both God Less peoples.
A Zionist is a Atheist acting or simply saying there a Jew.
"A Wolf in Sheep's clothing."
Just like being a Zionist does not make you a Jew.
Being Caucasian does not make you a Aryan..
Aryan="An ārya(n) is one who hails from a noble family, of gentle behavior and demeanor, good-natured and of righteous conduct.(Civilized)
Belief in the existence of the "Aryan race" is sometimes referred to as Aryanism (not to be confused with the unrelated Christian religious belief known as Arianism).
jahs1stson: You seems to be presuming to know who is and who isn't a real Christian, and who is and who isn't a real Jew. Are you a real Christian? Are you a real Jew? If not, then why take sides in somebody else's internecine squabbling? I don't claim to be any kind of Christian or any kind of Jew, and I don't much care who is or is not a "real Christian," if there is such a thing, or a who is or is not a "real Jew," again if there is such a thing. If Christian Zionists are not real Christians, maybe you should go to the next big Christian Zionist conference and tell them so. Anyway, to say that "Zionists are Atheists..." is to oversimplify things. Some Zionists have been or are religious Jews, not atheists. The Zionist Gush Emunim movement led by Rabbi Moshe Levinger was (is?) an Orthodox Jewish movement. The late Meir Kahane's Kach movement was (is?) a religious Zionist movement. Ever heard of Avraham Yitzhak Hacohen Kook? He was an Orthodox Jew and Israel's first chief rabbi.
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